TWO

This entire thing is going to be an incoherent mess because realistically - even though I’d like to - I’m not going back and attempting to post every entry in chronological order. Some things are from notes apps on different devices, some are from physical journals - the best I can do is write the date of the entry at the top of the post.

This shit is going to be chaotic - the perfect personification of my life, I guess.

I will do my best to spellcheck though, but no promises. I’m not Professor McGonagall, pal (or Hermione. She sickens me so much I didn’t even want to type her name, but she’s is the annoying little rat who’d spellcheck her own arsehole, so best to express that thought since I thought it anyway).

The date of this post is now. Today. Right now. (This clarification is for the nerds. The Hermiones out there - everywhere - nowadays on the internet).